ANNE: The garden needs tilling today.
FRANK: I’ll be Frank with you Ann is it Anne or Ann?
ANNE: Does the soil need tilling or should we plant our garden here and lie in it?
FRANK: Is the garden perfect or is the soil spoiled?
ANNE: The tomatoes are spoiled and soiled it’s all crescendoing quite frightfully today.
FRANK: Anne I’ll be honest this garden is a little bit frightful yet also delightful. Will today eclipse tomorrow or will this garden not live to survive another day?
ANNE: Frank I’ll be ANNEfunny about all this. I’m terrified are the tomatoes turning into ketchup or growing?
FRANK: Anne, now I’m feeling really frank about all this. Are the tomatoes piling up or are they not?
ANNE: Frank, I’m being honest the tomatoes are growing normally.
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